a musing man

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Your hundredth birthday party is bound to be a momentous occasion. So why not have it now? Otherwise you might not live long enough to see it.

7 April 1997

Ironic food: Isn't it ironic, don'cha think? I think so every time I make a chicken omelette. This concept occurred to me tonight as I was eating haggis, which along with oxtongue is about the most ironic food you can eat. Or is it?

8 December 1996

I have a black vinyl disk, twelve inches across! I wonder if that's a record?

25 January 2000

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