Mum says she often feels like she’s on television when she’s at home with me. She stands in the kitchen being very busy, while I sit nearby in my special fun chair. I do get a bit bored sometimes, so Mum talks to me all the time about what she’s doing. I don’t really understand most of it, but it’s just like that English man who is on the television sometimes — The Naked Chef.

Mum has a much nicer voice though.